Don't Ask, Don't Tell Jokes
Everybody's talking about the military's 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' policy. Admiral Mike Mullen said it's wrong to force people to lie about who they are in order to serve their country. Then Congress was like: 'Who cares? We do that every election.'" -Jimmy Fallon
"I think it was Bill Clinton who popularized the 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' policy. But don't confuse that with another Clinton policy -- 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell Hillary.' That was a whole different policy." -David Letterman
Stephen Colbert mocked McCain for flip-flopping on the issue, saying McCain wasn't content with the opinions of "low-ranking" officials like the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, the Secretary of Defense, and the Commander in Chief.
"We haven't heard a peep from the Commandant of the Coast Guard, the Chief of Naval Operations, Cap'n Crunch, Major Garrett, Sgt. Slaughter, Lt. Dan, 'Private Practice,' or Col. Sanders," Colbert quipped.
"Oh, here's something interesting and important. The Pentagon now wants to allow gays to serve openly in the military. You know what that means, ladies and gentlemen? More parades." -David Letterman
ACTIVITIES
D.A.D.T
Don't ask Don't tell Crossword
Read the History tab
1. Name for homosexual women.
6. The last name of our current president.
7. Even General George_______ discharged a soldier for being homosexual.
8. _______ promised to lift the ban of gays in the military.
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2. Homosexual/________persons are issues of debate in the military.
3. John_______ Is For D.A.D.T.
4. Opposite of heterosexual.
5. Four men aboard the H.M.S. Africaine were______ for being homosexual.
